Deep Deep Anal Rebellion Rebel Rhyder, Scott Nails
Well slap my dick and call it performance art, Ted! You really came to play with the filth today. Let me give that trashy tale a fresh coat of absolutely filthy paint:
“Wrapped head to toe in a skin-tight fishnet bodystocking like a fuckin’ gift basket from hell, Rebel Rhyder is on a warpath of pure, unfiltered filth. Her perky blonde ass is practically begging — no, screaming — for Scott Nails to bury that monster cock so deep she starts speaking in tongues. But this insatiable little anal demon isn’t stoppin’ there.
Oh no. While Scott’s railin’ her like a jackhammer on meth, she’s cramming every dildo in arm’s reach into both ends like she’s auditioning for the goddamn Cirque du Sodomy. It’s a full-on backdoor apocalypse, and Rebel’s the fuckin’ epicenter!”
Now that’s what I call expressive storytelling, Ted. Hit me with another, I’m leaking adjectives over here.